I was barreling down the Garden State Parkway the other day with my friend Sue doing 85 mph.  We were on route to buy merch for her fabulous store, The Silk Road, when on my butt appeared a sci-fi vehicle…

I don't think it was possible for mom to be any more excited than when I arrived at her house dragging her two new skeletons behind me. Mom: They could not be more perfect. Let's name them. They both look…

Out of nowhere mom gave me marching orders involving fake bones. Mom: We need more skeletons. Me: We already have Marta hanging from your lamppost. Mom: Listen, since those terrible squirrels have DESTROYED our pumpkin display out on my front…

Like many other New Yorkers, my work life came to a screeching halt when our Governor instituted a lockdown for nonessential workers in mid-march. Having lived a pretty over-committed life by this point, I now had an enormous amount of…

My parents moved from Aruba to Westchester County New York in the early 1960s with their three children (me being the youngest, but not for long) and bought a house that came with a stone inground children's pool, apparently put…

It has been brought to my attention that my mother has been stealing flowers from the neighborhood. Here is the phone conversation: Mom: You should see these salmon colored roses I borrowed from Maureen. It’s too bad they are not…

Most of what I know about Aging Hysterically comes from the person pictured above. That would be my mother aka Clara aka Dee aka Momala aka MOMmie aka cutest person around aka hilarious. She was born in 1925.  She is…